1st September 2014

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casualcissexism:

shaymew:

smekers32:

jokes Americans won’t get

why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

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1st September 2014

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mount-and-dew-me:

slapmytitties:

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

Slapmytitties, you could not have been more innovative.

Source: slapmytitties

1st September 2014

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mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

Source: iraffiruse

1st September 2014

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yamino:

It looks SO UPSET lmao

Source: sizvideos

1st September 2014

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iamsmallcat:

the last one killed me

Source: tastefullyoffensive

1st September 2014

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vesley:

obama is finally putting an end to the bronies. Thank you obama

vesley:

obama is finally putting an end to the bronies. Thank you obama

1st September 2014

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officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

Source: farfrompaid

1st September 2014

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panarriqueno:

sizvideos:

Video

Yea I feel the same everytime I put hispanic on the application. I wonder if I put black and white will I get the job. 

Source: sizvideos

1st September 2014

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neptunain:

"how do we know you’re not a cop?"

could a cop do this?

[unarmed black teen walks by without getting harassed or shot]

"ah okay you’re cool"

Source: neptunain

1st September 2014

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streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

streeter:

I’m glad the portrait of Ben Franklin stayed the same on the new $100 bill. There’s something about his slight, tight frown, the paternal hint of disappointment in his eyes and those pursed, sealed lips that seem to say, “I don’t approve of what you’re doing, but I can’t stop you from rolling this banknote into a straw and ripping a fat rail of white lightning in the Buffalo Wild Wings handicapped bathroom stall, you goddamn beautiful disaster.” 

Source: streeter